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[tempingainteasy]

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Not exhaustive, but a note to myself anyway:
Arthur Lester
John Crichton
Oswald Wuthridge
Oda Nobunaga
Skulduggery Pleasant
Erin Peters
Deputy Pratt
Flan ofc
Victor ig

Comments

[tempingainteasy]

[Well, what do you know!]

Honestly that sounds close to it. Granted, the worst of it has to be targeted to a person specifically, but even broadly not many people like fucked up looking photos to begin with. I don't know how specifically you're seeing my photos but if it's based on my interference we're looking at something I tampered with directly which would produce something...

... You know what. I never thought to see if I could tamper with something and have it NOT come out fucked up. Might be fun to see if THAT'S even possible.

[crushed_pearls]

I can see the images. This should not normally be possible but I would have to like describe them to you for you to have any idea of if I am seeing what you meant to put there. My best guess is that they are part of you somehow like the way a treasured doll is part of a child or else that you are using them to feed and I see them on the basis of the link. I am again not trying to pry but I do own a working brain sometimes.

Would be delighted to experiment if you want to. Being here has brought out an interest in magical theory that I did not know that I had. Worst case it does not work and I can tape them up in the bathroom or something if you need to earn some spooky back for the effort.

[tempingainteasy]

There's a difference between prying and having a working brain and to be honest, I prefer the latter. Which is to say one of your guesses there is right and I think you can guess from how much I ooze sentimentality which one it is.

I'll call satiating my curiosity payment enough upfront, we can figure out more when I know what the amount of effort is going to look like.

[crushed_pearls]

Excellent. I await your pleasure with the warning in advance that my mornings are spoken for until ten and my Thursdays are spoken for in the stupid early hours. Thank you again.

One day, Erin vows to herself. One day she will master the speech-to-text comma and stop sounding like this.