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[tempingainteasy]

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Not exhaustive, but a note to myself anyway:
Arthur Lester
John Crichton
Oswald Wuthridge
Oda Nobunaga
Skulduggery Pleasant
Erin Peters
Deputy Pratt
Flan ofc
Victor ig

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
do we get anything cool when we die?
like stuffed prizes?

wait wishes?
we can wish for shit?
WHERES MY GODDAMN WATERSLIDE THEN?????????

[tempingainteasy]

NO!!!! WISHES ARENT FREE!!! WISHES EXPLOITE JINN LABOUR !!! WISHES DONT COME FREE ALSO THERES ALREADY A WATERSLIDE SINT THRE ???

[theweakhavepurpose]

sint a jinn a drink?
i dunno wtf your talking about
theres no waterslide!! ive been asking for 1 since the first time i talked t the captain!

[tempingainteasy]

no??? WTF NEVER DRINK A JINN THEYre too spicy for one
wait no youre aemrican. thats your problemn. Jinn Jinni Djini

Robin Williamswas him twice for the Mouse

theres a waterslide??? IDK whtfuck maybe it's polkarooing you

[and at this point April peels their face off the DJ booth and starts asking Flan (or the nearest person approximating her dimensions) if she fuckinnng remembers Polka Dot Door and Polka Dot Shorts and Polkaroo.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

1 of my problems anyway

uh a cross dressing nanny?
oh wai
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you mean a genie?
thats what the captain is? thats it?
damn i was expecting cthulhu or some demon from the seventh layer of hell or that goat cat thing from night breed.

SINCE WHEN IS THERE A WATERSLIDE?
is there really?
dont make me put on pants if your just fucking with me
im all comfy in sweats right now

[tempingainteasy]

nahnahnah this tracks because genies are notorious for being assholes. but that comes with customer Service so i cant hold it against them

I'm PSURE theress a waterslide BUT if its polkarooing you youre noever going to see it ans Idk what you did to upset it but thems the bereaks F in chat for you

[theweakhavepurpose]

booooooooooooooooooooooring
cant he at least be something with lamprey teeth or somemthing?
i demand horrors beyond comprehension!
tho
i guess i wouldnt be able to comprehend them huh
ok
i see the problem with that now had to talk it thru first

polka what now?