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Not exhaustive, but a note to myself anyway:
Arthur Lester
John Crichton
Oswald Wuthridge
Oda Nobunaga
Skulduggery Pleasant
Erin Peters
Deputy Pratt
Flan ofc
Victor ig

Comments

[tempingainteasy]

oh FUCK that mural. ants would be a fucking improvement even if they weren't victor. Who the fuck is that mural even for, anywayt??? It's not like it's in the public facing part of the fucking secret goverment building we're in ARhghghg beaming my thoughts into the mirror hoping the real me picks up.

Okay hold on i need to check something. a bunch of names changed after our last crisis onboard here so

oh right

YUeah sure, been awhile since i could vibe to 80s and eurodance

oh holy shit we have bowling now?? oh my god i hate corporate bowling we need to go there asafp

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it's for us once THE BIG ONE drops and were all trapped underground for years and all we have left to stare at is a mural of all the wonderful forests that mankind fucking obliterated because we could stop meddling with things we were not meant to know!!!!

lmfao can you even imagine how hilarious it would get if everyone was trapped in there? accounting would start sending memos listing the order that ever department undergoes cannibalization

BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck yes lets GO!!! i havent bowled since i was like four and thats where birthday parties always happened. do you think we could get a pizza place? because im telling you theres nothing better than bowling and ten cheese pizzas