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[tempingainteasy]

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Not exhaustive, but a note to myself anyway:
Arthur Lester
John Crichton
Oswald Wuthridge
Oda Nobunaga
Skulduggery Pleasant
Erin Peters
Deputy Pratt
Flan ofc
Victor ig

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[crushed_pearls]

Both are close in their own way. New roommate is Helena Adams. Ordinary mortal very polite and kind. Sharper than she lets off. Studies poetry and to cap it off she too is blind.

[tempingainteasy]

Oh, another one. That's like, three of you so far, right? Think that's enough for legal action if this ship isn't accommodating enough?

[April's takeaway from various HR contracts has been... Well, pick and choose, let's say.]

[crushed_pearls]

If you can summon enforcement for the ADA into this dimension and cause it to come to pass I will give you the kidney of your choice. But yeah three nickels. I have not told her about you because I suspect you prefer to make your own introductions but.

A good solid minute passes.

She has severe nightmares. Try to keep that in mind if you do introduce yourself?

[tempingainteasy]

I was thinking ACA but this ship IS annoying American and no amount of CanCon standards has had any affect on that, so ADA it is. Not that I think Friday would put up a fight or anything if you guys wanted something, idk

Anyway, that's very thoughtful of you. I'll let you in on a little secret with some good news: unless she also has some way of visually perceiving things without her eyeballs, she'll be fine. I'm an image-based terror, at worst maybe I'll be a bit of a memory hole in casual conversation but going by some of my previous stints in offices that's normal enough not to really notice as weird.

[how do you think they became such good friends with Arthur? Well, other than the appeal of the bit. unless Erin doesn't know that somehow? eh, April will catch her up sometime probably]

[crushed_pearls]

April please you've told Erin basically nothing about any of your friendships and she's starting to worry she might be your literal only friend here.

Duly noted. Enjoy your inevitable recurring jump scares. If we can get the materials we want to try and teach braille to the ship so keep an ear out for that. Hope you are keeping well.

[tempingainteasy]

I'll try to start stomping my feet for you guys or something, don't worry.
I'm fine, hope you're well too etc etc

[rejoice! April almost added 'and that it's been more than a few days since you last offered people a chance to kill you' but realized that might come off as a dig and not a genuine(???) statement. boy, April misses the level of 'normal' they had in the bunker sometimes.]

[crushed_pearls]

Honestly yeah? Things went better than I could have dared to dream. Big feels but I think I might be okay. Ended up invited to a fact finding expedition into the infinite store reconnected with some people caused intense psychic damage via jokes. Also there is a new god aboard? Trying to grant wishes but like he has to do it by hand so godspeed to that poor bastard.